send this to your crush with no context
guys it worked
Literally me this week
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
The fucking sound he makes kills me every time
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
I do not have the power within me to not reblog this.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
“ᴴᵉʳᵐᶦᵒᶰᵉ ᶫᵃᵘᶰᶜʰᵉᵈ ʰᵉʳˢᵉᶫᶠ ᶠᵒʳʷᵃʳᵈˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ᵖᵘᶰᶜʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᶦᶰᶜʰ ᵒᶠ ʰᶦᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ʳᵉᵃᶜʰ⋅
'ᴼᵘᶜʰ — ᵒʷ — ᵍᵉʳʳᵒᶠᶠ﹗ ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ — ﹖ ᴴᵉʳᵐᶦᵒᶰᵉ — ᴼᵂ﹗'
“ʸᵒᵘ — ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶫᵉᵗᵉ — ᵃʳˢᵉ — ᴿᵒᶰᵃᶫᵈ — ᵂᵉᵃˢᶫᵉʸ﹗”
ˢʰᵉ ᵖᵘᶰᶜᵗᵘᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ʷᵒʳᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵇᶫᵒʷ﹕ ᴿᵒᶰ ᵇᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃʷᵃʸ, ˢʰᶦᵉᶫᵈᶦᶰᵍ ʰᶦˢ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ᵃˢ ᴴᵉʳᵐᶦᵒᶰᵉ ᵃᵈᵛᵃᶰᶜᵉᵈ⋅”
I didn’t shoot it like a scene where you [say] action [and] cut. I kind of let the camera roll for four or five minutes and I let Helena and Emma improvise to a certain extent those moments, so they could build an intensity together. […] There were one or two moments that were really powerful, where Emma was able to just let go a little bit and forget for a moment that she was acting. And the screams were quite horrible to listen to. It was a very odd energy in the room. I felt in that moment, and in that day and in that room, she kind of crossed the line as an actress. She discovered something within herself that will make her a great actor. (x)
human why are you in cage
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
why does this happen
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.